What’s wrong with Facebook?

People naturally came into our lives when they were meant to be there.

Then, as times changed, so did we. People naturally went their own way when our mission together was complete. We could have moved  or  endured a misunderstanding, maybe new jobs. You get the point, we would have moved on. Doesn’t matter. What? Churches or religion switched up? They hate you new lover?

It’s good.

All this means is that the season has changed. Seasons don’t always change for bad reasons, we just  can never stop them. Try. Seasons are immutable.

Facebook removed the season my friend. Guess what? Now that coworker from 20 years ago who you worked a few hours with one summer? They found you, you became “friends” and they are now a permanent part of your life.

Then it was 8 hours of Julian Jones on weekends.

Now, through the magic of FB you will see Julian now every day. More more more than you ever did before when you actually worked together. Now the reliable season stays the same. Every month and all year, until one of you die. 

Friends suggest it’s great or the only way to keep up with family. Old people love it, between Fox News and the Pioneer Woman. Facebook seems to me is nothing but a gigantic mega-dam in the river of life. I call it FB the season stopper.

Stopping seasons is unnatural after all.

Whatever happened to Cooper? Oh, I found him on FB! Now I’ve seen his family and who he married, his house, and his townhouse and apartments even the couch his buddy let him sleep on when times for rough on Throwback Thursday. Yeah, look! See all his other friends, plus his new car, and his stolen motorcycle along with that call for help post if anyone has seen it. by the way, it was a green one. Oh yeah, also that he hates Trump. At the job, I barely knew where he was from, because when it was real life I didn’t care or I would have asked.

Now we’re Facebook friends. Now, I will never stop seeing him. I didn’t even like that job.

Thank you FB for creating something more powerful than purgatory. I’ve always heard to be a good person, because Hell is forever. Prince said that’s a mighty long time. He might have been right, because this season will never end.

I won’t even mention the information gathering.

I need to go check my feed.